Halloween Brews
Murder Mystery🔪
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Funeral March⚰️
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Jack o' Lantern🎃
This bold tea is perfect for spooky season and those that crave pumpkin spice, but with a Halloween twist.
Rich black English Breakfast creates the base of this tea while traditional mulling spices warm the blend, ginger gives it a bite, and cocoa nibs along with vanilla smooths out this brew for a delightful cuppa on Halloween night. |
Bobbin' For Apples🍎
Halloween isn't just for pumpkins...what about apples? And the fun (or mess) of bobbing for apples?
Well, this blend won't drench your clothes or hurt your teeth with its light Himalayan white tea base, bits of sweet dried apple, juicy orange, the sweet warmth of mulling spices, and just a bite of ginger. Think of this blend as your own personal Halloween Apple Cider. |
Cemetery Fog💀
This smooth brew is meant to be taken with cream (or even better, blended into a latte!) but is just as glorious without.
Like it's less spooky predecessor, London Fog, this blend is made with a base of Earl Grey black tea swirled with deathly pale lavender, whispy vanilla, and ghostly Jasmine tea. |
Witch's Brew 🔮
This witchy brew, or tisane, is good for sleep, calm, and "that time of the month".
Jasmine tea base with pale lavender, aromatic chamomile, peppermint, sweet rose petals, rosehips, hibiscus, and butterfly pea flower. |
Cryptid Teas
Loch Ness Monster 👹
If Nessie herself came to shore for a tasty cuppa, I like to think that this would be her go-to brew.
Gunpowder green tea takes you to the loch with dried tart lemon, juicy sweet blueberries, and a cool breath of mint to round everything off. |
Bigfoot 👹
Who knew that Bigfoot was such a big tea aficionado? We sat down for a chat recently and he told me all about his favorite cup of tea and said that I could share it with everyone...maybe now you'll believe he exists.
Bigfoot's brew starts with a rich bed of rooibos tea peppered with dark cocoa nibs, tart red cherries, and spicy cinnamon. Perfect for Autumn. |
Jersey Devil 👹
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Jersey Devil loose leaf is like a kick in the teeth! But...in a good way.Gunpowder green tea is the base of this brew blended with nutty rooibos, piny juniper berries, and spicy sweet clove to warm the cockles.
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The Occult Archives Teas
U.F.O.
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Haunted👻
Reminiscent of an old haunted house...
Hauntingly pale white tea is the bed for this blend with fragrant lavender, heady chamomile, and sweet bits of dried pear. |
Exorcismus ⸸
The power of tea compels you!
Earl grey and English Breakfast combine alongside rosehips for a citrusy floral base with pink rose petals, red apple, and sage to exorcise your demons. |
Dorset Street 🚨
This delectable blend is sensuality in a cup: Bold, Sweet, and Rich.
Sultry Earl Grey is the bed of this blend, swirled with delicate rosehips, sweet strawberries, tart cherries, with a subtle sprinkling of basil. |
🧚Pixie Bones 🧚
📚Official Occult Archives Blend📚
Freshly ground in-house at the Occult Archives.
"You find some strange things down in TheOccultArchives
It doesn't just house books, but boasts an assortment of #oddities and #curiosities pertaining to the subject. You won't find artifacts like these anywhere else, and if you do, they're always labeled as fakes.
Bone Pixies or Piski Dentata, are a type of fae most people know as Tooth Faeries or the Mosquitoes of the Otherworld.
These little bastards hibernate most of the year but come out around early fall when the veil thins. They don't take teeth and leave money, however.
Bone Pixies have an insatiable appetite for calcium, as they lack enough (they are notorious for this deficiency and it's why they are feared.)
They're usually found around cemeteries and will fold their wings to burrow deep into the ground, chew through the caskets, and devour the bones. But with the prevalence of cremation, they will now seek out live victims who are attracted to their sparkly autumn leaf-like wings. It only takes two Bone Pixies to devour an entire full grown man.
Now a days they're mostly regarded as folklore, but make sure to put your Jack o' Lanterns out early as they're attracted to the light and toothy grins, but they are hardly flame retardant."
This blend is what you get when you grind Pixie bones. Earthly bitter gunpowder tea mixed with juicy dried pear, piney Juniper berry, aromatic chamomile, and airy butterfly pea flower makes this a delightful potion.
"You find some strange things down in TheOccultArchives
It doesn't just house books, but boasts an assortment of #oddities and #curiosities pertaining to the subject. You won't find artifacts like these anywhere else, and if you do, they're always labeled as fakes.
Bone Pixies or Piski Dentata, are a type of fae most people know as Tooth Faeries or the Mosquitoes of the Otherworld.
These little bastards hibernate most of the year but come out around early fall when the veil thins. They don't take teeth and leave money, however.
Bone Pixies have an insatiable appetite for calcium, as they lack enough (they are notorious for this deficiency and it's why they are feared.)
They're usually found around cemeteries and will fold their wings to burrow deep into the ground, chew through the caskets, and devour the bones. But with the prevalence of cremation, they will now seek out live victims who are attracted to their sparkly autumn leaf-like wings. It only takes two Bone Pixies to devour an entire full grown man.
Now a days they're mostly regarded as folklore, but make sure to put your Jack o' Lanterns out early as they're attracted to the light and toothy grins, but they are hardly flame retardant."
This blend is what you get when you grind Pixie bones. Earthly bitter gunpowder tea mixed with juicy dried pear, piney Juniper berry, aromatic chamomile, and airy butterfly pea flower makes this a delightful potion.
Witchy Teas
Glow Bug Twilight 🐛
This blend will make you nostalgic for balmy summer evenings when the lightning bugs are abound, blinking and pulsing their green lights through fields and trees.
Woody rooibos makes the base of this tea while gentle rosehips give it a dreamy profile, chamomile sweetens the calm, and mint gives it that proper summer bite. |
Midsomer Fields 💐
That point, right in the middle of Summer, beating sun, cool breeze, and a field of gorgeous wildflowers. All is perfect and well, but a glass of cold tea would only make it better.
Fragrant gunpowder green tea envelopes tangy strawberries, sweetly scented chamomile, and the perfect bite of fresh garden mint. |
Pop-CUlture Teas
S☾ooma ("Nightshade" Loose Leaf Tea and "Moon Sugar" Bits)
"The finest S☾ooma, the sweetest moon sugar. At a fair price, of course."
S☾ooma is a street drug in Tamriel that consists of Moon Sugar and Nightshade and is said to cause bouts of euphoria followed by protracted lethargy, but don't worry...this version is legal and not a drug, although it may be addictive and put you to sleep.
S☾ooma starts with "Nightshade" Loose Leaf Tea:
Chamomile, Lavender, and Catnip help relax your body and mind while Valerian pushes you into sleep and Butterfly Pea Flower with its potent blue color whisks you to dream land.
S☾ooma is a street drug in Tamriel that consists of Moon Sugar and Nightshade and is said to cause bouts of euphoria followed by protracted lethargy, but don't worry...this version is legal and not a drug, although it may be addictive and put you to sleep.
S☾ooma starts with "Nightshade" Loose Leaf Tea:
Chamomile, Lavender, and Catnip help relax your body and mind while Valerian pushes you into sleep and Butterfly Pea Flower with its potent blue color whisks you to dream land.
El's Waffles🧇
Eleven's favorite food in Stranger Things, with just a twist.
Sweet Irish Breakfast tea blended with fenugreek, dried blueberries, and swirled with vanilla and maple extract to make for a delicious breakfast tea. |
Hey! Assbutt!🍾
Created for my favorite Angel, Castiel, and one of his most famous lines in Supernatural, this Holy Fire Molotov cocktail is made with rich rooibos tea mixed with English Breakfast and spiced with fiery clove, cinnamon, and black peppercorn and rounded off with fenugreek seeds.
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Cassidy🩸I'm a Bloody Vampire at Voodoo Disneyland!
This special blend was inspired by my favorite vampire, Cassidy, from Preacher (TV, comic books), Blood red rooibos tea blended with dried cranberries, rosehips, cocoa nibs, pomegranate arils, and dripping with spicy clove. Like a perfect, bloody kiss! |
The Word👄
The Word of God begins with virgin white tea and is imbued with rosehips, tart cherries, red apple, and pink rose petals.
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